Couldn’t wait to start listening to Christmas music again :-)

Couldn’t wait to start listening to Christmas music again :-)

thanks everyone for sending pictures from my birthday party last week as you can see it was lots of fun xo chris

thanks everyone for sending pictures from my birthday party last week as you can see it was lots of fun xo chris

meandmytwin:

BEYONCE x TRIANGLE SALLY - Blow (Remix)

I don’t understand how this doesn’t have more notes. Are you guys even SEEING THIS?

The song was almost ending.

Out of the corner of her eyes, she looked at the others. Singing through a smile, her eyes asked, “should I?!”

"This is it! I’m gonna do it," she thought. "Everyone’s expecting me to!"

Suddenly, Anne Hathaway jumped up an octave and belted with operatic vibrato, finishing the song: “happy birthday to you!”

I GIVE UP.
I’m starting another Tumblr about how much I hate lifehacks that aren’t hacks and don’t improve my life and actually would make it measurably worse.

I GIVE UP.

I’m starting another Tumblr about how much I hate lifehacks that aren’t hacks and don’t improve my life and actually would make it measurably worse.

Wait, so you’re telling me not to take up half an inch of carry on space to bring one of these in the hopes that MAYBE I can plug it into my TV at the hotel? What the actual fuck. Just bring your charger, guys. 

Wait, so you’re telling me not to take up half an inch of carry on space to bring one of these in the hopes that MAYBE I can plug it into my TV at the hotel? What the actual fuck. Just bring your charger, guys. 

OR JUST GET A ZIPLOCK BAG OR LITERALLY ANY OTHER THING. Also? Keeping my keys and my phone in a small, enclosed, rattley space? Scratch city, babe. Also, why do I need to protect my keys at all? Keys can get sandy. That’s okay. 

OR JUST GET A ZIPLOCK BAG OR LITERALLY ANY OTHER THING. Also? Keeping my keys and my phone in a small, enclosed, rattley space? Scratch city, babe. Also, why do I need to protect my keys at all? Keys can get sandy. That’s okay. 

Here’s the thing — no, they aren’t. What you see here is what happens when you unfold literally anything. Also, how is a floppy piece of dismantled cardstock better than an intact take-out box? Doesn’t the one on the left look substantially more difficult to eat from without spilling lo mein all over your couch?  

Here’s the thing — no, they aren’t. What you see here is what happens when you unfold literally anything. Also, how is a floppy piece of dismantled cardstock better than an intact take-out box? Doesn’t the one on the left look substantially more difficult to eat from without spilling lo mein all over your couch?  

Texting While YouTube-ing: Chapter 1

Actual text messages exchanged by Ryan and I while watching this video of Amy Grant performing Baby Baby at 1 AM on a Tuesday.

CC: A lot is going on in this.
RB: Shh, I’m reading her Wikipedia. (I actually am)
CC: I appreciate that Whoopi Goldberg is introducing Amy Grant and doesn’t give a shit about Amy Grant. Her introduction is: “it’s time for Amy Grant.”

chrisjcoffin:

Fergie enjoys some Icees.

Making this made me want an Icee.

Moms.

Moms.

This is my favorite text I’ve ever sent

This is my favorite text I’ve ever sent

Fun fact: Dina Lohan and my boyfriend have the same sense of direction. 

Fun fact: Dina Lohan and my boyfriend have the same sense of direction. 

helloyoucreatives:

Truth in advertising. 

helloyoucreatives:

Truth in advertising. 

I don’t know if “secretly” means what you think it means. 

I don’t know if “secretly” means what you think it means.